Week 1- cutting down huge trees in his front yard and having huge brush fires in said front yard.
Week 2-cutting up firewood and posts a sign “free firewood”
Week 3-still cutting up firewood. sign now reads “cheap firewood”
Week 4- no activity but sign is now reading “free firewood” again
Week 5- New sign “thanks 4 stealing my chainsaw”
Duh! If you are going to advertise your business, lock up your stuff!